Welcome to the age of lapel terror

THE ORIGINAL WORM GUARD "DVD"

is no longer on sale, sorry. It is still available, ONLY as a premium perk of the KeenanOnline Yearly Membership. This website is now preparing for a game changer. You will want to get notified about this. Believe me.  This website will stay live for you to be able to see it.

- Keenan 

GET YOUR COPY OF THE LAPEL ENCYCLOPEDIA

grab the lapel